Cosmological dick of a dictator, Lord Xenu.

Xenu, also known as The Lake Champlain Monster, Champ, or Xenuchamp, was an alien dictator. He was imprisoned 75 million years ago for his crimes against the galaxy, and escaped in the modern day, conquering Heaven and forming an evil Aryan angel clone army. After coming into possession of the all-powerful Deus Ex Machina, he planned to destroy Wisconsin, but was killed by The Legendary Super Steven.